In an interview this morning, Hillary claimed that she was the most transparent person in American history:

"I have gone further than anybody that I'm aware of in American history," Clinton said of the release of her emails. "Now it's not a long history since we haven't had emails that long--as long as we've had them, I've gone longer and farther to be as transparent as possible. Nobody else has done that."

I have finally found something about her that I agree with! Actually, she is being uncharacteristically humble in her analysis of herself. She is not merely transparent, in fact she is invisible!

Before you stop reading and complain that I am being: racist, sexist, anti-invisible, or part of a vast right wing conspiracy (which is actually invisible too), I have PROOF!

Hillary is the master of the linoleum speech.

What is a linoleum speech you may ask? Since the term has never been used before, I will define it for you. A linoleum speech is a speech where the speaker has the floor and the audience sees the floor. There are numerous pictures to prove it!

It takes years to perfect a linoleum speech, but Hillary has been practicing for years, starting with empty seats and empty overflow areas:

But I am afraid that Hillary has wasted her time perfecting her transparency act. All she had to do was to wait until the perfection of invisibility cloaks. However, that may explain her $250,000 speaker’s fees. Apparently, foreign agents are bidding up her speaker’s fees clamoring for a glimpse at our invisibility cloaking technology.

With the Empress’s New Clothes, she could disappear in plain sight. As an aside, the invisibility cloak would be a great improvement over her Chinese inspired Emperor Mao prison garb. But if she is going to re-clothe herself in new cloth that we, the stupid and unfit for office, are unable to see, I prefer to shut my eyes until her inevitable total invisibility act.